2) Lot's of Committees!
3) Allow anyone with a heart for God to sing a special!
4) When you pray for people try to push them over!
5) Have a 2 hour service with no order, just allow the "spirit to move".
6) No greeters, who needs 'em we all know each other!
7) A "not-a-people-person" type pastor.
8) Vote on everything, even when moving the flower pot in foyer 2 inches ... cuz that's where it's always been!
9) Double-breasted Suits and patent-leather shoes required!
10) Open Mic Sundays!
Sarcasm intended! :)